STREUTH blokes!
I's been in the slammer w/ Dazza and lazza!!1
apparently we was bein louts and un manly-like. we was just selebrating saint paddys day!1 Paddy didn't convert no dirty paghans so's we could sit on our arses and do nothin!! he would want us to selebrate his hard yakka an how he terned them dirty evil pagans into cathlics.
but shhhh dont tell paddy i aint too godly and pure b/c i was fornicating with the womens down the street!!!
STRUETH@!!!!!!!!
Who the hell do you think you are mate? Some arsehole who thinks he can just come on 'ere and poke fun at Aussies and exaggerate our accents? Well, too right! I'm watching youse!